To Wash or Not to Wash that Denim?

Why would you not want to wash your jeans?

Wont they get gunked up with hideous bacteria?

Should You Wash Your Jeans - How Often to Wash Jeans

So you are probably asking yourself why you would want to do this anyway?

Why not just wash your jeans and wear them like most people?

But seriously, we want to look authentic, dont we?